Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Nasa's New Mission in Space

Headline Aug. 16, 2011

NASA announced its revised mission today to a stunned press core.  It seems that in light of severe budgetary restraints likely to be imposed by Congress, NASA will shift its focus to launching barely legal demi-starlets into low earth orbit to entertain the masses of recently unemployed.  But in even more startling news, it appears the blog Chest Kittens will be accompanying Miley Cyrus on NASA's maiden launch, which uncharacteristically occurred ahead of schedule, and under budget.


Miley Cyrus, seen above, clutches Chest Kittens tightly to her chest as she sings the national anthem to the roar of full liftoff thrust. 







































Many onlookers at the launch could not hold back their tears at the sight of NASA's bold new mission unfolding before them.  In ten years time, NASA expects to have "ten to twelve" entertainment assets in low earth orbit.  Given NASA's prior history of slightly less than stellar performance, experts say that the number could be closer to "five or six."  But given the success of this launch and the severity of Congressional Scrutiny in these difficult economic times, it appears NASA may have turned over a new leaf after all.

34 comments:

  1. LOL, stunning post. Miley will do just fine in her maiden voyage. With the support of chest kittens, its a win win situation

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  2. redefining the meaning of satellites ;)

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  3. Lmaowhaaaaaaaat?? I'm good with this. Nice giggles there!

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  4. Now if we could just get others to follow Miley's lead. Great picture, had me rolling.

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  5. I want to smoke Salvia with Miley and rub on her chest kittens in space. Like a boss.

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  6. I just spontaneously stood up and saluted the flag.

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  7. With that propulsion she could go to Jupiter!!

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  8. I'm afraid I can't let you do that Miley...

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  9. Your blog is hilarious.

    Naturally, that means I HAVE to follow you.

    And I think you made Miley Cyrus cooler and more awesome than she's supposed to be. Damn.

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  10. OMG! her crotch is on fire!!! =D

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  11. Looks like Miley had enchiladas for dinner last night too.

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  12. LOL lucky cat get's to go into space!

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  13. A true work of art, i laughed for a good 5 minutes at this.

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  14. That can NOT be unseen. NASA needs to re-evaluate :p

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  15. And now I have nightmares.

    Awesome nightmares.

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  16. Found ya through Bowen's blog.

    Followin' ya 'cuz yer friggin' hilarious!

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  17. Bide your time, they are coming.

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  18. Hahahaha, oh man. You have some good, and hilarious, Photoshop skills!

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