Nasa's New Mission in Space

Headline Aug. 16, 2011

NASA announced its revised mission today to a stunned press core.  It seems that in light of severe budgetary restraints likely to be imposed by Congress, NASA will shift its focus to launching barely legal demi-starlets into low earth orbit to entertain the masses of recently unemployed.  But in even more startling news, it appears the blog Chest Kittens will be accompanying Miley Cyrus on NASA's maiden launch, which uncharacteristically occurred ahead of schedule, and under budget.

Miley Cyrus, seen above, clutches Chest Kittens tightly to her chest as she sings the national anthem to the roar of full liftoff thrust. 

Many onlookers at the launch could not hold back their tears at the sight of NASA's bold new mission unfolding before them.  In ten years time, NASA expects to have "ten to twelve" entertainment assets in low earth orbit.  Given NASA's prior history of slightly less than stellar performance, experts say that the number could be closer to "five or six."  But given the success of this launch and the severity of Congressional Scrutiny in these difficult economic times, it appears NASA may have turned over a new leaf after all.