Sunday, September 25, 2011

A Call to Marmz

If there is any love still out there? Can you comment below this post and implore my mother to turn over that drawing of the next Chest Kitten she has been hording?  It is vitally important.

Time is limited.



Thanks sub-rad mike and -E-, it's a wonder they let me out of 2nd grade with my spelling the way it is.

So my moms entered this equation when I was determined to get the word out, I was telling everyone I knew, including my momz, about Chest Kittnes.  Thing is, she started leaving these really weird cryptic comments that I was sure were someone else (can I get a little help with the verb tense here?)... only to find out they were really her...

So then she starts in on me like the rest of y'all, where are the kittens and what not.  I'm like, "momz, I'm busy, you do the next kittens."  To which she replies, "Oh, I can't draw, blah blah blah."  Fact of the matter is she draws like she leaves comments on blogs... odd.  And I think it is high time that she made a contribution over here.

So again, a chorus of "please momz" should do the trick!

Friday, September 2, 2011

Oily Kittens

Chest Kittens takes a trip to the theatre for a spot of classicism. Enjoy your trip to yesteryear kitties.

As always, thank you for your support. Chest Kittens appreciates it sincerely. Don't forget to tell your friends about these fine kittens.

Bonus today, Chest Kittens knows that you all are fans of minutiae, so we've included an enlargement of one happy kitty.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Absentee Kittens

Okay friends and followers.  Chest Kittens has been he helluv busy.  Got a web project related to DaMuseBlog coming, and have been working really hard on it.  But all of our lives have been without kittens! What to do, what to do?

For the time being, you're going to have to be satisfied with this political info graphic that pretty much covers the western world; the perception of Europe from an American point of view, and in turn, the perception of America from a European point of view.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Feeling The Love

We've been feeling the love at Chest Kittens. Thank you for all of your support.  We've had new followers, and have been able to check out some new and interesting blogs as a result.

But at Chest Kittens, we practice what we preach.  We asked you to spread the word and you did, so we spread the word as well.  Meaning I showed Chest Kittens to my parents this weekend.  When one of the kittens came up, my mother awkwardly and somewhat distressedly asked my wife, "Is that you?"  No, it wasn't, but here you go momz, your daughter-in-law kittenized!

Friday, August 19, 2011

Set the Kittens Free

Well there it is, your next installment of Chest Kittens! To all Chest Kittens fans, the staff of Chest Kittens (me) thanks you! We're (I'm) asking you for a little help today to help us (me) keep doing Chest Kittens.  Tell a friend, tell a group of friends, mention us on Facebook, where ever it is that you hang out (other than the PETA or NOW), if you could spread the word, we'd (I'd!) really appreciate it.  Set the Kittens FREE!

Also, if you haven't seen it yet, check out Chest Kitten's special news report edition for what has been our most popular post so far.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Celebrity Kittens

Back from orbit, so glad to return to Earth.  That Miley chick isn't as bad as she looks.  More of a tool than anything else.  She's recovering from some liftoff scorching, but everything should be cool in a couple of weeks.

Sorry for the delay with the next kittens, these drawings take longer than you think!  Plus been working two blogs, which is more work than I thought it would be.  End to the draughts around the world when ch'all start crying me a river!  Check back soon, more kittens coming.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Nasa's New Mission in Space

Headline Aug. 16, 2011

NASA announced its revised mission today to a stunned press core.  It seems that in light of severe budgetary restraints likely to be imposed by Congress, NASA will shift its focus to launching barely legal demi-starlets into low earth orbit to entertain the masses of recently unemployed.  But in even more startling news, it appears the blog Chest Kittens will be accompanying Miley Cyrus on NASA's maiden launch, which uncharacteristically occurred ahead of schedule, and under budget.

Miley Cyrus, seen above, clutches Chest Kittens tightly to her chest as she sings the national anthem to the roar of full liftoff thrust. 

Many onlookers at the launch could not hold back their tears at the sight of NASA's bold new mission unfolding before them.  In ten years time, NASA expects to have "ten to twelve" entertainment assets in low earth orbit.  Given NASA's prior history of slightly less than stellar performance, experts say that the number could be closer to "five or six."  But given the success of this launch and the severity of Congressional Scrutiny in these difficult economic times, it appears NASA may have turned over a new leaf after all.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Sneaky Kittens

Watch out for sneaky kittens, they end up in places you'd never expect.

3 hours on this one, yeah, really. 

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Lil' Bit Thugish

Just heard that the world's largest gold ETF, SPDR Gold Trust (GLD), raked in around $1.9 billion in the WEEK ending Wednesday, while a smaller but still relatively popular ETF, Ishares Comex Gold Trust (IAU) devoured $265 million.

I'm going to run that by you again, yes, they made $1.9 billion in a.... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

Just had an idea to employ a whole bunch of people "in these difficult economic times," require these corporations to count their money by hand.  Seriously, how many people would it take just to count a couple a billion dollars in a week.... jusss an idea, I only got an A- in Economics.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Chest Kittens Don't Judge

Declarative, or imperative, always so hard to tell?

Try not to look them in the eye though.

Kpoping Out

I've recently been turned onto Kpop by Mr. Bowen. These poor kittens are just popping out.

Arty Kittens

This is chest kitten number 1.  I'll be posting up new chest kittens with a regularity unmatched in the blog world (not likely).

Thursday, August 11, 2011

First Post Chest Kittens

Okay peoplez of the blogodondia, was running a music production blog, and will continue to do so, but felt that I was leaving a lot of people scratching their heads wondering what I was on about.  So! I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how to harmonize my interests with the interests of the average web content consumer. I think you will enjoy my solution.

This blog will be safe for work, if you, like, work in a tattoo parlor or a car repair shop or something.  Otherwise, I'd hit this blog up with your iphone while you're hiding in the bathroom while at work.  With that said, let the chest kittens commence.